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18 April 2011 @ 06:11 pm
Fic: Tropical Honeymoon  


Title: Tropical Honeymoon
Rating: PG
Word Count: 995
Pairings: Kurt/Blaine
Warnings: Excessive fluff. First time writing a fic that is pretty much nothing but making out. Need concrit like woah.
Spoilers: Technically 2x16
Summary: Blaine and Kurt make out in the rain, and Blaine is a romantic sap with communication issues. No, that's pretty much it. Title comes from one of the boys (Chris?) mentioning that they are currently in the 'honeymoon stage' of their relationship.

“It’s about to rain. We should head inside.”

“In a minute.”

Blaine knows that he’s probably breaking about twelve Dalton rules, and were he in a better state of mind, he might be able to remember exactly which ones (if nothing else, removal of the tie while on school grounds is expressly forbidden). But kissing Kurt tends to drive nuanced thought from his mind, and he’s feeling somewhat rebellious today.

“You’re a bad influence on me,” he whispers against the corner of Kurt’s mouth.

Kurt laughs breathily. “I’d say the feeling is mutual.”


“Mm-hmm.” Kurt trails a line of tiny, burning kisses along the curve of his neck. Blaine lets his head fall back against the wall of the building and tries not to groan too loudly. “My scarf,” Kurt says intermittently, “My favourite, very expensive scarf is just lying on the ground right there, and I can’t even bring myself to care. What have you reduced me to?”

In response, Blaine tilts his chin up and presses their lips together, deeply and sincerely. Kurt tastes like mocha; strong, bitter and sweet.  “I’ll buy you a new one,” he promises, several long moments later.

“Ha, no. I don’t trust you to buy your own clothes, let alone mine.”

“Okay, that’s just mean.”

Kurt smiles wickedly and shifts his whole body so that their hips are in alignment, and tilts his head just slightly downwards to capture Blaine’s mouth once again. It’s only a subtle movement, but Blaine feels the rush of his desire increase and he grips Kurt’s waist tightly, whimpering faintly into the kiss.

Kurt undoes him so easily, no naturally, with the same careful, passionate intensity that he uses to play the piano, or design an outfit in the margins of his biology book. Blaine feels cherished in his arms. It’s overwhelming, and frankly, kind of surprising. Everything about Kurt is unpredictable and contradictory – his quiet strength, his awkward grace, his sardonic compassion, and the fluidity of his lean, fragile-sharp limbs. He shakes the foundations of Blaine’s certainty, and steadies him when he begins to stumble.

Kurt has redefined his world, made it bright and dangerous and warm and exciting.

Thunder growls warningly in the distance, and Blaine is so far gone that he barely notices. But then there’s a tiny splash of cold against his forehead, which is followed by another, and another. Kurt makes a startled noise and pulls away. “Oh no,” he murmurs.

Blaine grins wryly. “I told you so.”

“Oh, shut up.” He unwinds his limbs from Blaine and steps back, fussing with his hair. But there’s no time to get their bodies back under control; the rain is increasing, and Dalton blazers are a bitch to get dry. Blaine hurriedly scoops his tie and Kurt’s scarf off the ground, and grabs Kurt’s hand, nearly tugging him off his feet. Kurt lets out a surprised peal of laughter, and the two of them make a mad dash towards the nearest entrance, fighting against the wild onslaught every step of the way.

“Oh God,” Kurt bemoans as they skid to a halt inside. “We look like drowned rats.” There’s a wide grin on his face, though, and his eyes are sparkling with adrenaline. Another beautiful contrast.

Blaine laughs. “You’re pretty adorable, for a rat.”

“Well gee, aren’t you a charmer.”

He and Kurt quickly fall back together, their chest heaving in unison. “I totally am.”

“Are not.”

“Am too.” He silences any further protests with a fierce kiss. Kurt winds his arms around Blaine’s neck and threads his fingers through his rain-soaked curls (Damn it, he needs stronger hair gel). This time Kurt is backed against the wall, and he slides down a couple of inches to give Blaine a new height advantage. It feels a bit strange, even awkward, but more than anything he feels trusted. Trusted and cherished, and God, alive.

Another crash of thunder echoes, and the rain falls harder. But all Blaine can hear are Kurt’s breathy little moans as his tongue darts across Blaine’s lower lip. Cracking his eyes open, he catches a glimpse of Kurt’s lashes brush across his cheekbones, illuminated by the grey, misty light from the open doorway. There are some tiny freckles, which Kurt hates. Says they make him look twelve. Blaine says they make him look adorable, and no Kurt, that doesn’t reinforce the point. Blaine loves every single one of those freckles, fiercely and irrationally.

I love you, he breathes into Kurt’s skin, kissing each raindrop away. I love you I love you I love you.

Kurt shifts in his arms. “We . . . we should dry off. Warblers practise. Wes will kill us.”

“Hmm, probably.” He doesn’t bother moving. His current place in the world is just perfect, thanks.

Kurt’s breath huffs against his cheek, amused and helpless. “Seriously, Blaine. Just think of the panic that will ensue, if you aren’t there. Imagine the flailing.”

Blaine can’t help but chuckle at the image. “I’ll just blame you. You’re my bad influence, remember?”

“Funny, I’m not the one refusing to move.” He raises his eyebrow pointedly. Blaine lives for that eyebrow. And the freckles. And . . . well, everything.

He sighs. “Okay, fine. You win.”

Kurt straightens up, and kisses him quickly. “I already have.”

They busy themselves with tie-fixing and hair-fussing. Blaine goes to heave the heavy door shut, while Kurt laments the supposed loss of his favourite scarf.

“I blame you for this,” he informs Blaine, gingerly brushing wet dirt off the tassels.

Grinning, Blaine pulls the scarf out of his hands and drapes it loosely over his shoulders. “Don’t be melodramatic, it still looks amazing on you.”

Kurt smirks and tosses one end over his shoulder with exaggerated flair. “Fine. So, shall we go?”

They join hands, and Blaine brushes his thumb over the pale skin of his wrist. You’re my everything, he doesn’t say. “Sure.”

Maybe he’ll sing to him in practise.



AngelicMouseGirlangelicmousegrl on April 18th, 2011 08:33 am (UTC)
Awwwwwwwwwww <33 So fluffy, thank you! I needed fluff right now so this was quite welcome. ^_^
catte_noir: klaine fireworkcatte_noir on April 19th, 2011 12:15 pm (UTC)
I'm very happy you enjoyed it :)
NdR: The recipe for Blainenaderegen on April 18th, 2011 08:50 am (UTC)
yesss to the freckle thing. just. adorable. ♥
catte_noircatte_noir on April 19th, 2011 12:16 pm (UTC)
LOL freckles are always adorable on someone else. Thank you!
seanmegansean: Glee Klaine heartseanmegansean on April 18th, 2011 09:03 am (UTC)
Awwww, this makes me soooooooo happy! Not too fluffy at all, just the right amount :)
catte_noircatte_noir on April 19th, 2011 12:18 pm (UTC)
Thank you, I'm glad you liked it! I'm glad you didn't think the fluff was too much, I was worried that people may hunt me down and force me to pay their dentist bills XD
fara1903fara1903 on April 18th, 2011 09:52 am (UTC)
Aww...so much fluff!
catte_noircatte_noir on April 19th, 2011 12:18 pm (UTC)
LOL yes, there is quite a lot of it. Thanks!
panbutnotpeterpanbutnotpeter on April 18th, 2011 10:49 am (UTC)
FRECKLES! This is fantastically sweet.
catte_noir: klaine fireworkcatte_noir on April 19th, 2011 01:28 pm (UTC)
Aww thanks so much :D

"OMG FRECKLES!!" was pretty much Blaine's thought process, I believe. While Kurt was all -_- don't remind me you lousy boyfriend...
mrsdrjackson: Kurt/Blaine kissmrsdrjackson on April 18th, 2011 11:11 am (UTC)
*happysigh* Excellent fluffy goodness!
catte_noircatte_noir on April 19th, 2011 01:28 pm (UTC)
Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed :)
l_lawliet1989l_lawliet1989 on April 18th, 2011 02:43 pm (UTC)
awwwwwwwwwww fluff makes my teeth hurt. ^__^

and it was Darren that said the honeymoon line. at the College TV awards i believe it was. ^__^
catte_noircatte_noir on April 19th, 2011 01:29 pm (UTC)
LOL sorry about your teeth, it looks like I'll be getting those dentist bills after all.

Oh of course it was Darren, lol he would say that. Thanks for letting me know :D
kaylabobayla531kaylabobayla531 on April 18th, 2011 03:36 pm (UTC)
This is so sweet. I really, really loved this paragraph in particular:

Kurt undoes him so easily, no naturally, with the same careful, passionate intensity that he uses to play the piano, or design an outfit in the margins of his biology book. Blaine feels cherished in his arms. It’s overwhelming, and frankly, kind of surprising. Everything about Kurt is unpredictable and contradictory – his quiet strength, his awkward grace, his sardonic compassion, and the fluidity of his lean, fragile-sharp limbs. He shakes the foundations of Blaine’s certainty, and steadies him when he begins to stumble.

You're a very talented writer!
catte_noircatte_noir on April 19th, 2011 01:31 pm (UTC)
Wow, thank you so much for those kind words! I'm glad you liked that paragraph, it was probably my favourite :)
verdandilverdandil on April 18th, 2011 06:44 pm (UTC)
So very sweet. I thought that your description of Kurt through Blaine's point of view in terms of contrast was beautiful, precise and accurate; a skillful way of conveying what Kurt means to him. Lovely.
catte_noir: klaine fireworkcatte_noir on April 19th, 2011 01:40 pm (UTC)
OMG you are too sweet ^_^ Getting inside Blaine's head was a bit tricky, but totally worth it (I love writing about people in love, and how they view their significant others). Thank you very much!
Luna Rose: KLAINE KISS!eowyn_rain on April 18th, 2011 07:53 pm (UTC)
Kissing in the rain. *giddy happy swoon*
catte_noir: klaine fireworkcatte_noir on April 19th, 2011 01:41 pm (UTC)
Kissing in the rain is the best kind of kissing ever, trufax. Glad you liked it!
mystical van of doom: [gl] whatisairvoldything on April 18th, 2011 11:25 pm (UTC)
such wonderful, wonderful fluff ♥
catte_noir: klaine fireworkcatte_noir on April 19th, 2011 01:43 pm (UTC)
Thank you very much! :)
chocolate6969chocolate6969 on April 20th, 2011 09:41 pm (UTC)
This is just so adorable and perfect. I just want to cuddle with it :D
catte_noir: klaine fireworkcatte_noir on April 21st, 2011 02:30 am (UTC)
Cuddle away! Aww thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed it :)
not your little girl: stack of booksescapisms on May 29th, 2011 05:36 pm (UTC)
This is totally offtopic to the story I am commenting on But!

I saw your post on the kurt_blaine community about the possibility of a threesome and I was about to post a reply when I saw that your post had been deleted. I don't know if it was done by a mod (in which case, I am furious on your behalf) or if it was you because of the responses you were receiving. For what it is worth, here is what I was going to say:

I could definitely see (and endorse) the Kurt/Rachel/Blaine completely co-dependent eating bad chinese food on a pull-out couch that is missing most of the springs in a really tiny apartment in Queens or Brooklyn (because no WAY would they be able to afford an apartment in Manhattan).

I have to disagree with the people who throw the age of the characters into the mix. What about Harry/Ron/Hermione? I saw a lot of that in HP fandom and it worked - both while they were at Hogwarts and after. So yes, I think it could be done and yes, it could be done badly. But I also think that if it was done well, it could very well be spectacular.

I can see the issue people have with Kurt and Blaine being gay and having a relationship with a woman -- that it wouldn't make sense in regards to the characters and the canon we have been given. But as the original poster said -- fandom is about blurring the lines and having fun with the direction the show can't go in. Lots of werewolf fics and Kurt is a Cat fics and no one seems to have a problem with those and that's not even humanly possible. Why should a potential threesome be impossible?

The beauty of fandom is taking the craziest, most out-there twist and making it awesome.

So yeah, I think it could be done and if it was done well, I'd be all over that shit. This is relevant to my interests ^_^


I will have to go back and read some of your stories but if you want to write this pairing, I will probably read it. I like to fuck with canon (and am in the process of writing my own Fuck Canon story) so yeah, if you do it you'll at least have an audience of 1 :)
catte_noircatte_noir on May 29th, 2011 11:10 pm (UTC)
Hey, thank you for taking the time to post me a reply after my post got deleted! Yes, it was a mod thing, to prevent anti-poly fanwank I believe, which is fair enough given that these things have degenerated into wank in the past ... though from what little I saw of the responses prior to deletion, everyone was being respectful and thoughtful even if they didn't agree. Anyway, I'm not too bitter :P

OMG codependent Chinese takeaway in a tiny apartment is pretty much my canon image for Klainchel's future, romance and sex aside. It's great to see that some people are interested in their dynamic, and what you say about taking crazy twists and making them work is so true, especially for the Glee fandom (and often in the actual show, to varying degrees of success - pre-BIOTA, who actually thought they'd give Blaine a minor sexual identity crisis?)

I understand what people say about the different ages, because it would be difficult to pull off a functioning threesome relationship in high school. Harry/Ron/Hermione are forever my OT3, although I do believe that circumstances made them a lot more mature than the Gleeks, so they could definitely pull off a functioning relationship while they are still teenagers. But what's to say Klainchel, or any other OT3 for that matter, can't start developing one? And fanon pretty much treats them like adults anyway, so it's definitely worth looking itno 9and I intend to, eventually :P)

So as I said, thank you so much for the interest, and I'm glad we share some relevent interests :D My other work, uindortunately, has no OT3s yet (and is horribly organised, so sorry about that), but I definitely intend to incorporate some into my future fics :)
not your little girlescapisms on May 29th, 2011 11:24 pm (UTC)
*nods* I can agree with you that the Trios circumstances certainly forced them to grow up rather quickly. Rachel is certainly no Hermione and neither Blaine or Kurt seems to have the anger/jealousy issues that Ron has... though, wow, that would be kind of awesome, too.

I did enjoy Blaine's sexual identity crisis and I wish that it had been dealt with better. Though since he was a minor character at the time and they only have 45 minutes for an episode they had to be quick about it, but. Still.

Aside: Rachel with a strap-on? Awesome!

Because you know Kurt would freak out (at first) about the idea of naked vagina in his bed. And Blaine would blush a lot but only because he doesn't want to tell Kurt just how much he likes having naked vagina in his bed. And Rachel would smile and talk about how she understands the awesome power that her naked body can command.

Or something *coughs*

catte_noircatte_noir on May 30th, 2011 12:13 am (UTC)
LOL ok, now I really must read this fic, and hope dearly that it one day exists. Hilarious, awkward, bickering sexy-times are the best kind of sexy-times ^_^

... I also now need Harry Potter parallels, and this is off-topic from the threesome debate, but Finn and Rachel would make a terrific Ron and Hermione. And then either Kurt could be Harry, or possibly the Ginny to Blaine's Harry ... yeah, I've spent way too much time thinking about this :P
not your little girlescapisms on May 30th, 2011 12:31 am (UTC)
Hilarious, awkward, bickering sexy-times are the best kind of sexy-times ^_^

I know, right? If I was any good at writing threesome fics, I would give it a whirl. Already working on something else, though. It is, however, not nearly as out there and canon fuckity as a threesome. Though maybe it should be...

I could definitely see Finn and Rachel as Ron and Hermione and Kurt works as Ginny with the relationship to Finn. I always wonder if we all cast Blaine as Harry because of Darren's HP musical. Would Karofsky be Draco? Or he is more a Crabbe or Goyle? This is going to be bothering me now.
catte_noircatte_noir on May 30th, 2011 01:21 am (UTC)
If I could write sex at all, my life would be so much easier. Cuddles are about as sexy as my writing gets :P I would love to see what you've been working on, once you finish it.

Well, I'm tempted to have Kurt as Harry because of his super-close friendship to Finn and Rachel (I may have an obsession with this, and yes, they were my first Glee OT3), but his relationship with Finn works better as Ron-Ginny. Grr decisions, decisions.

Brittany needs to be Luna.

If Bryan Ryan were the same age as the kids, he could be the perfect Draco. But I think Karofsky works too, in terms of the role he plays and his sort-of reluctant repentence towards the end. Alternatively, Santana could be Draco (except, more effective and commanding) and Dave and Azimio could be her Crabbe and Goyle, Bully Whips style. She could make them wear green and silver berets XD

God, I want to write this now.
not your little girl: subtext isescapisms on May 30th, 2011 01:37 am (UTC)
OMG THIS THIS THIS. Especially Santana as Draco in her short short skirt (because you KNOW she would roll that waistband up as high as she could get away with and then roll it up some more). I confess that I love Kurt as Harry for the bullying aspect and all that angst. Because angst is love. And then Blaine can be Ginny \o/ because I bet he would look adorable in a Gryffindor-issue skirt ^_^ And Brittany as Luna! I have a soft spot for Draco/Luna fic so this is terrific.

I confess that during season 1, I totally didn't get the Kurt/Finn but I see it much more in season 2 now that they aren't so freaking awkward around each other. I mean awkward!sex is fun but there wasn't enough chemistry there for me to fabricate it. Same with Kurt/Puck. Throw in Blaine and it's just a happy cock party, now XD I hear you about sex scenes though. They take me 3 times as long to write as anything else. Keeping track of hands, and cocks, and asses and lube just sort of gives me a headache. I'm always so relieve when they finally come.

The current fic is about 5000 words so far and it is completely Blaine centric for the time being. It's my first Glee fic so I'm sort of easing into it. I've seen a few people mention older siblings but they haven't really been integral characters so I'm taking that and running with it. So Blaine has a crazy, lovable older sister. Because Blaine may come from a well-off family but him needing to get a summer job and work over Christmas? Doesn't sound like he gets anything from the 'rents other than tuition money. So! Enter the angst and the awesome older sister. Kurt, I think, will be showing up soon. It looks like it'll be 10,000 words in before they actually meet each other, though. So it's mostly backstory at the moment and Blaine and his sister having EPIC banter and name calling scenes. It's fun ^_^
catte_noircatte_noir on May 30th, 2011 01:59 am (UTC)
Santana would be every professor's worst nightmare, inluding Snape. I can totally see her having zero respect for him, and the pair of them snarking at each other in class all the time, but secretly they have each others' backs. If I ever write just one HP crossover fic, it will involve Snape and Santana.

'I'm always so relieve when they finally come.' LOLOLOL for some reason I find that hilarious. And, yeah, keeping track of all that seems to be pretty hard work, It's no wonder I've never seriously tried (me being, to quote Jesse, Lazy B-O-N-E-S. And shy, which is sort of stupid given the stuff I read). Back in season 1, Kurt Finn depressed me because I wanted to root for it, but I just knew that it would never happen and Kurt would get his heart broken. But I always likes their potential brotherly chemistry, particularly evident in Preggers and Ballad (well, from Finn's POV anyway), and I was beyond ecstatic when the show went there.

And now that they are brothers, I'm inclined to shipping them. Often my brain disturbs me.

NGL I have a love of Blaine's Big Sis fic, it just seems to suit his character really well. And you raise a good point about his money - my headcanon states that he doesn't really NEED the extra cash, but does it for the sake of being somewhat financially independent. Also (from Blaine's perspective), who wouldn't want to work in a theme park or spend summer singing campfire songs to little kids? Huh? :D?

Sibling bickering is the best. It's why I love writing Finn/Kurt banter so much :D
not your little girl: giants in the skyescapisms on May 30th, 2011 02:17 am (UTC)
Santana vs. Snape would be freaking EPIC. "Miss Lopez, remove your posterior from the desk this instant and stop slobbering all over Miss Pierce. It is indecent." -- "Sure thing, Professor Snape, as soon as you remove that wand from your ASSHOLE." Or you know, something like that :) That is a very happy crossover, definitely. I fully endorse this.

Writing sex scenes got easier the more I read them and the more I wrote them. The first one I wrote? AWFUL. Like, seriously embarrassing. But a lot of the time, a cuddle can be the highlight of a fic especially if the characters aren't ready for sex. Especially in Glee fandom I think cuddling is really appropriate because as much as the porn is fun, I really don't see Kurt as this wanton sex kitten. His aversion to even seeking out information about sex has really fucked with his character in my head. Like, I really want to write a story where Kurt is so sexually ignorant that he's never masturbated because his face in that episode just pinged for me. It, too, is the extreme opposite of the sex kitten!Kurt but it has stuck in my head.

I agree with you -- now that Finn and Kurt are "brothers" their chemistry is a lot better and I would totally ship that. But I used to ship George/Fred so I am so not new to the incest even if Finn/Kurt isn't really. So ship away!

Re: Blaine's money (or lack there of) -- I love the angst angle, really. Poor little rich boy who isn't really rich so he peddles his ass for solos and he has applied for every scholarship imaginable with the hope that if his parents don't have to pay for his college education, then maybe they'll be on equal footing and he can show them that he is a man. etc.. But I like the idea of camp counselor!Blaine. He would be really good at craft time. And the fire sing-a-long every Friday night. ...this is going somewhere in my head.

I love Blaine's sister. She is sassy and calls him "dwarf" but she is the one he calls after the Sadie Hawkins dance and she breaks the speed limit and drives through 3 red lights to get to him. So yeah. Their relationship is love and when she meets Kurt she laughs and calls him "Duckface" which then gets shortened to "ducky".

Oh and she drives a '69 Beetle because Mr. Anderson bonds with his children through car restoration *nods* It's epic.

and seriously. I could just ramble on and on about it ^_^
catte_noircatte_noir on May 30th, 2011 04:05 am (UTC)
HAHAHA Snape and Santana could have their own show, or at least a segment at the end of each chapter devoted entirely to banter. Also, this somehow only just occurred to me, but Jesse St James = Draco, y/y? He would be constantly trying to lure Rachel over to the Dark Side, and he and Finn would growl at each other across the Great Hall. (In my head, Rachel is in Slytherin, but still somehow friends with Finn, Kurt and Blaine. She is thus regarded as a traitor by her House).

One day I will sit down and write a few pages of meta for Kurt's character, because there are so many facets that need to be explored, especially in regards to his intimacy issues. I like to believe that he might be getting more comfortable with intimacy now that he and Blaine are together - he's certainly a lot more happy and relaxed with casual touches from his close friends, as opposed to his previous tendency to squirm and shy away back in S1/early S2 (i.e. that brief, cute moment between him and Puck in Funeral). But it's impossible to know for sure, given that canon never really touched on it again (surprise, surprise).

Ah, Fred and George. I don't know if you've ever read/watched Ouran High School Host Club (a popular anime/manga) but there are a couple of codependent, wise-cracking redhead twins in it, who play up the twincest angle so that girls will fawn over them. It's a bit difficult to tell just how much of it is an act though, given that they sleep mostly naked in the same bed, and spent their puberty years ignoring everyong else. After that, it's hard to see Fred and George any other way XD

I'm liking the sound of your sister character, and the fact that Mr Anderson bonds with his kids through car restoration LOL.

...Oh God, that nickname XD Methinks neither Kurt nor Blaine will be impressed (Finn will find it hilarious though)
not your little girl: evil laughescapisms on May 30th, 2011 04:37 am (UTC)
(re-watching the Valentine's Day ep and omg the cute. Their widdle faces!)

Oh yes, Jesse as Draco = <3 Rachel is certainly ambitious enough to be Slytherin, but her dads would kill her if she joined the Dark Lord. "How dare you suggest that I mar my perfect skin with such an ugly Tattoo, Jesse? Don't you know me at all?" I want Tina in Slytherin, too, but she's probably Ravenclaw. Mike, sadly, is Cedric, but he lives. For Tina's sake.

I love Kurt's character for the asscrackery that can be done to his backstory. Same with Blaine since we know so little. A part of me wants Kurt to become a go-go boy in a gay bar to help pay his rent in college because he doesn't want Burt and Carole to worry about him. This may or may not be in the same universe as the Threesome of Love. Because I think Rachel would think it was hilarious, but Blaine would be sort of scandalized. Still! The asscrackery! I once wrote a Harry/Snape story where Harry was brought up as a girl by the Dursleys in Victorian england and I sort of want to do something similar with Kurt. The possibilities.

I haven't seen Ouran High School Host Club but it sounds familiar. I don't read/watch a lot of manga or anime, unfortunately. But I might have to see this one purely to see these twins.

Yes, Mallory (the sister), is sort of awesome. Flawed, but awesome. And she thinks the nickname is hilarious and mostly calls him that to see his mouth get all pinched and bitchy and Blaine calls her a dirty whore for making his pretty boyfriend all uncomfortable and Mallory totally has an inappropriate girl-crush on Finn. The first time she sees him she says, "Oh my God. I must climb him!" Because she's just about Blaine's height, possibly shorter which makes her calling Blaine "dwarf" even funnier. I must think on this.
catte_noircatte_noir on May 30th, 2011 05:34 am (UTC)
Okay, so my own cast list, thus far, is something like this ~

Kurt: Gryffindor (goes without saying really)
Finn: Gryffindor (aka Ron - wanted to look out for Kurt, and live up to his dad's name)
Blaine: Gryffindor (I can imagine him having issues with this, not thinking he's brave or worthy enough)
Rachel: Slytherin (aka Hermione - scarily ambitious and determined to win whatever the cost)
Jesse: Slytherin (ambition, Death Eater in training)
Santana: Slytherin (um, yeah)
Lauren: Slytherin (good at blackmail and bargaining)
Puck: Hufflepuff (Still a badass, but with the right influences he is actually very loyal to his friends. Also very cuddly and emotional.)
Tina: Hufflepuff (not sure about her just yet)
Mercedes: Hufflepuff (loyal and protective of her friends, very strongly principled)
Mike: Hufflepuff (nicest guy around, and always tries his best)
Sam: Ravenclaw (total dork, loves reading)
Brittany: Ravenclaw (aka Luna - surprisingly insightful, knows a lot of strange, offbeat facts)
Quinn: Ravenclaw (well, she's academically smart in canon, and not quite ruthless/ambitious enough for Slytherin)
Artie: Ravenclaw (obviously)

And Rachel would be constantly trying to redeem Jesse, at least on the days when she'd not trying to kill him :P Oh God, I really will have to write this now. Should they all be American transfer students, or just English to begin with? (lol, Kurt with British accent)

O_O Burt would go ballistic if he found out that Kurt became a go-go boy. Blaine would so tell on him, and then be exiled to the sofa for a month. Hilarity, it ensues.
not your little girlescapisms on May 30th, 2011 10:33 pm (UTC)
I can completely get behind your sorting of the cast. Insecure!Blaine is just awesome on so many crazy levels.

Jesse would totally try to cast a persuasion charm on Rachel but she's just vapid enough that it wouldn't stick. Instead, it would make her hair go all frizzy and she would shriek a lot about performance hair and order Kurt to fix it! before someone important saw. And Kurt would just laugh and take lots of pictures.

They should probably be British since we've never seen evidence of transfer students or an American version of Hogwarts -- though it would be awesome if there was. And Lima, Ohio is a great place to have it! Muhahaha.

btw, found Ouran High School on Netflix Instant Play. Holy crap. It is cracktastic.

Go-Go boy!Kurt is my new favorite. Lots of jokes about gold shorts and chest waxing. And Blaine would freak out every time someone touched Kurt or hit on him or even breathed within a 5 foot radius of him and Kurt would just roll his eyes. Rachel would get drunk at the bar and make out with Blaine to make him feel better.